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hey all,

 

just been steered to your forum from some fellow members...  my names jeff and from Ottery St Mary , been riding the lanes for a few years now and cant get enough..

some come on lets ride!!!



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Here be madness Jeffrey. A completely functional dysfunctional forum of individuals minded similarily in only one sense of borgism which you have clearly and lucidly described. I like ten words when one will usually suffice btw.

Welcome.

Btw do you know Bungle?



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what have I let my self in for TIM ???

 

Bungle, my mate from up above the trees and houses.............? hes a bloody poof



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I liked Bungle often contemplated, when smoking with my pipe, whether the hirsute suit represented a static electricity fire risk or whether Bungle like to take it up the alley. I am saddened to learn that the gob ****e that was Zippy is now used as a gimpish sex slave in a Turkish gaol.

Welcome once again

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Good to see you today Jeff and glad you came out. Oh and welcome to the dark world of pete BC

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hey sam.... bloody good day out... didnt even mind getting wet through.... but not as wet as Ryan , trying to sneak up on me into the puddle, kharma is a bitch



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Hi Jeff

 

 



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Forgot to mention that this place can get pretty random, mainly thanks to Pete.

Paul can you bump Jeff up to full access so that he can see the rides?

 



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Hey guys thanks for the warm welcome, I'm going to fit right in here!

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I'll WhatsApp the old fella to do da bumping Tim, (a.k.a The Headmaster) he ain't on here so much these days.



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Welcome Jeff
If you ever need help for dogging places im your man, also i have the overlays for local glory holes!

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I thought you guys should no im setting a green example and reusing my durex

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Ray you use protection? I guessed you'd go the Pokemon route and try to catch them all, 😂

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many thanks for the heads up.... i know the local glory holes pretty well if anyone's up for guided tour sometime.....

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is that Ray Ray?? could make out the face from the avitar

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Welcome

Should have access.

 



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Also done so housecleaning so deleted a few accounts that not been used for a while or have zero posts



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Thanks... Into the good stuff now

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Good stuff? Paul this person is clearly a loonatic and unsuitable SDTR material. Furthermore, it is probably not just the current coincidental conjunction of Saturn and Pluto that leads me to deduce he is familiar with Ray the dogging Moister.....

I am so concerned I have bought some cheesy wotsits and fired up the VHS player.

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Just had the quickest blow job ever didn't even have time to bite the head of a jelly baby

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Ray be careful of blue jelly babies they do not exist and are part of jihadist plot to get everyone riding Japanese motorcycles. Trust me man I learnt this in 'nam. Stick to tried n tested drugs - avoid jelly heads.

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Welcome Jeff, I really, really feel for you mate........................................

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Welcome Jeff. See ya out on the lanes soon

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hey guys .. thanks .... kleenex are you a husky owner?

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kleenex wrote:

Welcome Jeff, I really, really feel for you mate........................................


 Jeff. Watch out for the empath that is Kleenex so called because he always carries wipe up tissues .....



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Yeah mate got a fc350


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so I still don't understand when I asked the lady for a prostrate massage she got upset?



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Good man, just picked up a fe350

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Try Penicillin? Hope it works out okay.

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